cattlemilk on March 31st, 2018 02:44 am (UTC) GNOME DUDE. EVENT ONE.
[ He stops poking at John but folds his arms over his chest. ]
For real. How the hell are you gonna pick up girls looking like that? Hey, if we're gonna hang out together, I have standards, you know. [ nobody said anything about y'all hanging out but ok.. ]
[On the one hand, he wants to argue that he doesn't need help picking up girls. On the other hand, he thinks about Roxy and he frowns in thought. Okay.]
Standards. Riiight. Whatever, we can talk about your standards on the way out. Hop on? It will be faster that way. [Apparently no objections to hanging out though.]
[ YEAH YOU KNOW... hanging out like buds do.. he's skeptical. John seriously has no fashion sense.. what is that going to do to Crow's reputation here? Wait.. what reputation here? Literally nobody knows who or what he is. ]
Wouldn't it make sense for a god to carry another god? [He sounds a little dry though, not quite buying it here.] Anyway, I do not have any other ideas for you to get out of here unless you do.
[He should be offended but like...he just kind of laughs?] Not exactly! I guess it's like being a god of wind? As far as I understand we are minor gods now and that is just how it is.